The Peloton Ad Shows Our (Lack of) Humanity

Okay. I admit it. I own a Peloton exercise bike. Actually, I share it with my husband.

I forced him to buy it. I nagged, whined and withheld sex until he plonked down over $2,700 on a dual membership.

We take turns with clips, cadence and the damn resistance wheel from hell. Card-carrying members of the Peloton Family.